kingshovelbug:

kingshovelbug:

divinequeer:

kingshovelbug:

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

(via post-brahminism)

iwilleatyourenglish:

“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals

“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.

(via locally-cryptic)

penguicorn-arts:

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don’t do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

(via apandaarts)

catfindr:

(Source: petfinder.com)

give-grian-rights:

the-dumb-smart-friend:

the-dumb-smart-friend:

give-grian-rights:

frenzyarts:

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

sherryzade:

only-tiktoks:

(via jiizzy)

guy0509:

why does it cost money

(via jiizzy)

nickeldoodle:

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

(via superstardestroyer)

pinkpossibly:

This user loves strawberries. Send me an ask for the userbox you’d like to see next!

(via pinkpossibly)

ashstfu:

ashstfu:

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

and i have no concept of passage of time

(via fagfat)

spicymochi:

clown cat